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Dick has lost his cock

Help needed

As he have shortly taken notice of, the well-known British actor Dick Stick has lost his cock. “It’s a nice, big cock. I named it Johnny.” As Dick went into the stable last morning, his cock wasn’t near the other chickens, anymore. He looked around, but couldn’t find it. Though, Booby Brown, his yet married sister, meant: “Perhaps it’s too little to see.”, Dick replied: “No it’s such a big cock, it would be difficult not to see.” So it was certain that Dick’s cock had disappeared.

Now, Dick is in need of your help, regarding his cock. If anyone has seen his cock, they shall bring it back to Dick, as one might have lots of fun with it.

Dick’s description of his cock: It’s definitely a big one, it’s the most active in the morning, women usually like it and it’s very useful for fertilising the eggs.

Please, if you have any hints, tell us as soon as possible.

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Christian Küchler ist Gründer der Ernsten Allgemeinen Zeitung und momentan alleiniger Betreiber. Kontakt: Webseite | Weitere Artikel

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